Here's some much needed wisdom from the venerable "Cooler" Patrick Swayze:

"All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice."

That's right--"Road House." Special Edition DVD. Out today.

Buy, rent or be a big old snob. Whatever.  "I used to fu*k guys like you in prison."

--posted by Kim