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    November 27

    Happy Thanksgiving: Food On Film

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    Happy Thanksgiving! I choose to celebrate with some of my favorite food on film moments. Bon Appetit! 

    Sugar High: "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory" (1971)
    Though the much loved and romantic "Chocolat" will pop into many a sweet tooth's head, I find that film much too corny and not really all that scrumptious when it comes to whetting my appetite for candy. And yes, yes, I know the chocolate in said film is of a finer quality and, I presume, magically enhanced by the charm of Juliette Binoche, but please. When it comes to wishing Halloween came twice a week (or twice a day), it's all about "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory." The story of five lucky kids winning a visit to the famous and magical candy factory run by the wild and weird Willy Wonka (a tremendous Gene Wilder) is a confectionary dream that turns nightmarish once the kids (sans Charlie) reveal their varied and insufferable personalities. But no matter how many of the children endure dire consequences for their gluttonous temptations, we still want, as the song goes, candy. And come on -- cut these kids a break. One of Wonka's rooms is entirely edible. Would you be acting normal after shoving your face in a river of chocolate?

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    Best Restaurant Order: "Five Easy Pieces" (1970)
    Nope. Sorry. I'm not going with the obvious -- "When Harry Met Sally." First off, contrary to popular opinion, Meg Ryan's fake orgasm, "I'll have what she's having" -- diner display is the least funny moment in the otherwise charming romantic comedy. And secondly, no one beats Jack Nicholson in the inappropriate, though completely understandable restaurant behavior department. The masterful film (directed by Bob Rafelson) really has little to do with food, but it tops our list simply for Jack's iconic way of ordering a side of toast. Nicholson plays a slumming oil rigger/talented pianist who embarks on a trek to visit his dying father with a saucy girlfriend (Karen Black) and, at one point, two surly female hitchhikers in tow. The four make quite a tall order when a seen-it-all waitress won't bend the rules ("no substitutions") on a breakfast order of a "plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast." When the waitress insists she can only bring Nicholson a roll or an English muffin, he asks the perfectly reasonable question, "You make sandwiches don't you?" and proceeds to order a chicken salad sandwich, hold the butter, mayonnaise and lettuce. But where to hold the chicken? "Between your knees," Jack famously and disdainfully coos. I never tire of this moment. And right now I'd really enjoy some wheat toast.

    Prison Food: "Goodfellas" (1990)
    From stirring the Sunday sauce just right (no matter if helicopters and cops are on your tail), to dinner with Joe Pesci's ma (actually Scorsese's), to shoving the mailman's head in a pizza oven, there's no shortage of delicious and murderous food sequences in Martin Scorsese's stylized "Goodfellas." But the primo moment has to be when the bosses go to a prison so cushy, not even Martha Stewart could have conceived it. As Ray Liotta genially narrates, we watch the delivery of a ridiculously plentiful assortment of food -- delicious, hearty Italian food -- to the delight of the drooling but discerning jailbirds. The topper is when Paul Sorvino slices strips of garlic with a razor blade to such thin, such translucent perfection that when you see it gently combine with the olive oil and sizzle in the pan, you can practically smell the delectability. Makes you want to go to jail...only as a mobster of course.

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    Another Reason You Shouldn't Eat at the Olive Garden: "Big Night" (1996)
    "Big Night" is a filling, high calorie, good for you movie in more ways than one. The story of two Italian brothers, Primo (Stanley Tucci -- who directed the film alongside Campbell Scott) and Secondo (the poignant Tony Shalhoub), attempting to save their wonderful New Jersey restaurant is funny, touching, musical, heartbreaking, sexy and yes, absolutely, almost painfully mouthwatering. The brothers argue over just how to save their establishment in a greedy world that doesn't care for quality and artistry. But, after learning jazz great Louis Prima will be stopping by, they set out to create the ultimate multiple-course Italian meal. The centerpiece dish is Timpano, a layering of meat, pasta and pastry that requires two days of preparation, but all of the picture's food is staggeringly delicious. Though our favorite scene is the film's finale, a quiet moment where the fighting brothers wordlessly forgive one another over the simple act of making eggs and eating bread. If you think having an emotional response to food is a bad thing, then Big Night will remind you that it's exactly what makes us human. And happy to be alive.

    French Kiss: "Babette's Feast" (1987)
    Babette (Stéphane Audran) is some family cook. The French woman, who originally fled Paris after her son and husband were killed, has worked for a family in Denmark for 14 years, preparing food with little zest. But when she wins a lottery, she decides to use her winnings on crafting an elaborate "real French dinner" for her employers in honor of their deceased father's 100th birthday. What transpires is an overwhelmingly tasty, exotic and even, at one point, scary French meal (the sisters suspect Babette might be a witch in one scene). As a result of her luscious meal, filled with French delicacies that'll make even food philistines wish to sample the country's cuisine, all kinds of emotions are revealed, prejudices are broken and the family is bonded.

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    All You Ever Wanted to Know About Chicken but Were Afraid to Ask: "To Catch A Thief "(1955)
    For most people who enjoy a good meal (and a good roll in the hay) food and sex are so inexorably linked, we're frequently uncertain what's more tempting. In simple terms -- which would you rather gorge on? The greatest sushi you'll ever eat in your life or the greatest sexual gymnastics you'll ever perform with ... let's just say a young Brigitte Bardot? I'd probably pick the sushi, but what if Bardot was the chef? That's where movies happily come into play. Though there are many classic food and sex films and moments, including the egg incident from "In the Realm of the Senses," the fridge raiding sequence from "9 ½ Weeks" and the "I can't believe it is butter!" milestone of "Last Tango in Paris," our favorite has to be Alfred Hitchcock's "To Catch a Thief." Eating their chicken lunch picnic, Cary Grant and Grace Kelly are at their most sensual and human when the question of which piece of chicken arises. When he asks, "You want leg or breast?" and she answers "You make the choice," it's a true double entendre. She's flat out just telling him he can have both of...all of it.

    Just As Good:

    "Cool Hand Luke’s" Paul Newman eating fifty eggs in one hour.

    Catherine Deneuve's rabbit insanity in "Repulsion."

    The maple syrup moment in "To Kill A Mockingbird."

    Charlie Chaplin eating his shoe in "The Gold Rush."

    Mickey Rourke’s popcorn surprise in "Diner."

    The great rare steak stand-off in "Mommie Dearest."

    James Cagney shoving a grapefuit in Mae Clark's face in "Public Enemy."

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    Woody Allen and Diane Keaton attempting to cook lobster in "Annie Hall."

    Chianti, Fava Beans and liver from "The Silence of the Lambs."

    The drugged, demonic chocolate "mouse" served to Mia Farrow in "Rosemary’s Baby."

    Read more from my Greatest Food Moments piece at MSN.

    --posted by Kim

    November 21

    Screaming Tweens Never Get Old

    Since there's no way in hell I'm going to actually get into a screening of a little movie called "Twilight" today, I'm choosing to watch these horrified screaming girls over and over and over again instead. These girls are taking this fan thing and not effing around. Yes, they are very expressive but...oddly awesome for it. Tell us how you really feel girls. (Thank you Best Week Ever)
     
       
    --posted by Kim

    Roger Ebert: Man In The Mirror

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    This may be one of the greatest pieces Roger Ebert has ever written.

    Why this man has not penned an autobiography is beyond me, but his writing seems to get better the older and more wonderfully bemused he gets:

    "What does it feel like to resemble the Phantom of the Opera? You learn to live with it. I've never concerned myself overmuch about how I looked. I got a lot of practice at indifference during my years as the Michelin Man.

    "Yes, years before I acquired my present problems, I was not merely fat, but was universally known as 'the fat one,' to distinguish me from 'the thin one,' who was Gene Siskel, who was not all that thin, but try telling that to Gene:

    "'Spoken like the gifted Haystacks Calhoun tribute artist that you are.'

    "'He was loved by his fans as a charming country boy,' I observed."

    Read his entire essay which also (bonus!) includes a hilarious outtake from the old show during which Roger and Gene riff off each other Don Rickles style. What pros. And what good, cynical sports.

    --posted by Kim

    November 20

    Brad Pitt On 'Oprah' Still Makes Me Uncomfortable

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    I know he's handsome, rich, famous, talented and married to one of the world's most beautiful women, but why do I always feel a little sorry for Brad Pitt's appearances on "Oprah"? He's incredibly gracious, but you really get the sense he doesn't want to be there.
     
    That being said, most people don't want to be sweating their day shift at Sizzler so my sympathy will fade in about two minutes.
     
    Here's some of the highlights:
     
    "Brad Pitt sat down with Oprah two weeks ago, and the episode...finally aired on Wednesday. On the show, which he did to promote the upcoming 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button,' Pitt talked about how funny his kids are, imitating Shiloh screaming and Zahara holding dog poop, how his life has changed, kiddie slumber parties and what life is like as a father of six and so much more."
     
    I know he's sporting the stash for "Inglorious Bastards" but unlike most (who call it a porn-stash) I like it. I hope he keeps it.
     
    Read more and watch the interview here.
     
    --posted by Kim

    'Twilight' And Troubled Teens

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    I love the drama of teenagers. Even the over the top, bad apple, Ritalin popping insanity of them  -- sometimes especially for this (I can relate, I wasn’t exactly an angel). And lately it’s been hard to not think about teenagers with all of these hysterical girls lining up for the newest teen sensation, "Twilight." I haven’t seen the movie yet but so far I’m staunchly defending the hype simply for the fact that teenage girls are wandering the streets, not paunchy fan boys. As I've said before, teen girls were the original fans after all (Frank Sinatra bobby-sockers, Elvis, The Beatles) and I am both in awe of and a bit terrified by their primal screams of ear-splitting rapture (but at least they let it go). And though it's safe and nice that girls are reading novels and nutting out over a vampire movie, I do hope they get their noses out of the books and bodies out of the theater to at least experience a little bit of trouble (only a little). With that, here’s a brief history of some of my favorite troubled teens on screen -- a genre that as every teen wishes, never gets old.

    "Dead End" (1937)

    The first in the series of pictures that depicted that rough and tumble group of depression-era youths, The Dead End Kids (later known as The Bowery Boys) is also one of their best. Though "Angels With Dirty Faces" is their finest film appearance ("They Made Me A Criminal" with John Garfield is a strong contender as well), "Dead End" was our first glimpse of the wise-acre bunch that included Billy Halop, Huntz Hall and Leo Gorcey (you really should read his autobiography--a total gas). Beautifully directed by William Wyler, the picture stars Humphrey Bogart as a gangster returning to his old neighborhood, a slum where the boys fight, steal and generally run amuck to the concern of the nice young woman Sylvia Sidney (gorgeous) who’d like better for them. Though the boys are snarly little jerks at times, they're often very funny and touching. The film offers a sensitive look at what its title states—a dead end—and how the poor are fighting for survival. As the nice architect Dave (Joel McCrea) states about the boys: “What chance have they got against all this? They gotta fight for a place to play, fight for the likes of something to eat, fight for everything. They got used to fighting. ‘Enemies of Society,” it says in the papers. Why not? What have they got to be so friendly about?” Indeed.

    "Rebel Without A Cause" (1955)

    “You’re tearing me apart!” As the misunderstood, sensitive, red-jacket wearing, bad boy teen practically forced to contend with violence, James Dean became the ultimate symbol of teen rebellion in Nicholas Ray’s stunningly beautiful "Rebel Without a Cause." Boys wanted to be like him, women wanted to date him (or save him) and parents understood some of what their kids were going through -- perhaps. We know how the story goes -- Dean, new to his California school, tries to fit in but ends up facing off with the bad kids via that famous deadly chicken run. Showing his bond with a confused Natalie Wood and a deeply troubled, puppy killing Sal Mineo (who is clearly in love with Jim), the film remains a touching portrait of alienated kids acting out mostly because they’d like just a little more love, attention and understanding from their (gulp) parents -- especially if one of your parents is Jim Backus wearing an apron.

    Read my entire list here.

    --posted by Kim

    November 19

    Hugh Jackman: Sexiest Man Alive?

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    I should hate myself for posting this but...I'm fond of Hugh Jackman. Not as every midwest mother's fantasy, but as Wolverine, of course.
     
    But back to why I should hate myself. People magazine anointed him "The Sexiest Man Alive!"
     
    Here's the sassy (!) details
     
    "He's a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon.
     
    "At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic 'Australia,' which he says kept him 'dirty 95 percent of the time' and left people stammering, 'Oh ... my ... God,' according to costar Nicole Kidman, who adds, 'Women's jaws drop when Hugh walks into a room.'
     
    "Jackman's wife of 12 years, Deborra-Lee Furness, calls his perfect form 'the Body of Doom – but I like what's inside': a romantic who sings ballads at home and makes pancakes for Oscar, 8, and Ava, 3. A hard body with a soft center – 2008's Sexiest Man Alive sat down with PEOPLE's Elizabeth Leonard and Julie Jordan to reveal most of his secrets."
     
    Awww...I think I'm gonna lose my lunch. No, no -- Hugh seems like a good egg. I interviewed him a few years back and he told me one of his favorite movies was "Caddyshack" -- so he can't be that bad. And yes, yes he is indeed, good-looking.
     
    --posted by Kim
     

    Oscar Docs Shortlist

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    As usual, certain key documentaries are missing from the Academy's shortlist of possible nominations. Five of these fifeteen will be up for the '08 golden boy.
     
     
    "At the Death House Door, directed by Peter Gilbert and Steve James
    "The Betrayal" (Nerakhoon), directed by Ellen Kuras
    "Blessed Is the Match: The Life and Death of Hannah Senesh", directed by Roberta Grossman
    "Encounters at the End of the World", directed by Werner Herzog
    "Fuel", directed by Josh Tickell
    "The Garden", directed by Scott Hamilton Kennedy
    "Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts", directed by Scott Hicks
    "I.O.U.S.A.", directed by Patrick Creadon
    "In a Dream", directed by Jeremiah Zagar
    "Made in America", directed by Stacy Peralta
    "Man on Wire", directed by James Marsh
    "Pray the Devil Back to Hell", directed by Gini Reticker
    "Standard Operating Procedure", directed by Errol Morris
    "They Killed Sister Dorothy", directed by Daniel Junge
    "Trouble the Water", directed by Carl Deal and Tia Lessin
     
    I'm happy to see Herzog and Morris represented (and "Standard Operating Procedure" should win) but where's "Dear Zachary," "Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired" or "Surfwise"?  
     
    --posted by Kim

    More 'Twilight' Mania

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    "Twilight" fans are not messing around. Damn. Never underestimate the power of tween girls, not yet introduced to Anne Rice, crushing on hottie young vampires. (By the way, what does Anne Rice think of all this?)
     
     
    "Summit Entertainment will be running the pic in 3,386 theaters and has arranged with the major theater circuits for Thursday midnight or Friday morning shows. As of noon ET today, 'Twilight' has already sold out 389 performances at MovieTickets.com, including more than 140 this past weekend alone. Four days prior to its release, 'Twilight' is already No. 20 on MovieTickets' Top-20 Pre-Sale List of All-Time.
     
    "The pic has accounted for 85% of tickets sold on the site today. Meanwhile, Warner Bros is using 'Twilight' to debut its new 'Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince' trailer which aired first on the net this weekend. You may recall that Potter vacated the November 21st release date which 'Twilight' grabbed."
     
    I know many are making fun of all these girls, camping out days before the movie opens, but give them a break. Wasn't fan culture created by teenage girls? Think Frank Sinatra, Elvis and the Beatles. The bobby-sockers weren't verging on middle age World of Warcraft enthusiasts. Thank god. Keep it alive girls!
     
    --posted by Kim
    November 14

    To Bond Or Not To Bond

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    Is the newest Bond a bore?

    "Quantum of Solace," director Marc Forster's follow-up to the terrific "Casino Royale" (helmed by Martin Campbell) has opened to mixed reviews. Could someone else have "done it better?" Perhaps.

    From Variety:

    "The shortest and certainly the most action-dense Bond ever, 'Quantum of Solace' plays like an extended footnote to 'Casino Royale' rather than a fully realized, stand-alone movie. Producers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli, possibly knowing they couldn't immediately top the previous pic's sheer stylishness, have radically reshuffled the series' traditional elements, but also allowed incoming director Marc Forster to almost throw the baby out with the bathwater. Played with a cold, mechanical efficiency that recalls the 'Bourne' movies, with almost no downtime or emotional hooks, 'Quantum' will find some solace in beefy initial returns but looks unlikely to find a royale spot in Bond history or fans' hearts.

    "Though the pic is the first in the series in which the action follows directly from the previous film, the differences in tone, look and tempo are instantly apparent. As the camera zooms across northern Italy's Lake Garda to pick out Bond (Daniel Craig) being chased in his Aston Martin by armed villains, it's clear that the elegance of the franchise that 'Royale' director Martin Campbell resuscitated is already a thing of the past. Even David Arnold's music seems to punch the clock rather than elevate the visuals."

    Not so good. But -- don't take Variety's word for it. Plenty of critics loved the movie. Check out more positive (and negative) reviews here. And...you know you're at the theater tonight regardless.

    --posted by Kim

     

    November 13

    Bond Through The Ages

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    James Bond is in a word, timeless. An enduring symbol of effortless cool, irresistible sex appeal, intelligence, style, sophistication and class, it’s not surprising that the actors who’ve played him have had some big (and chic) shoes to fill. But when looking back at our cinematic Bonds (all six of them, from 1962 to 2008), one realizes that the famed double agent is also specifically linked to his era -- making him a little trickier to cast once the need arrives. 


    Our current Bond, Daniel Craig (who took over for Pierce Brosnan), learned this lesson the hard, but ultimately successful, way. When word of his casting was finalized in 2005, Bond fans and mean-spirited tabloids went ballistic. Attacking him over his appearance, his background, his hair and even his ability to handle an Aston Martin (apparently he couldn’t drive stick), the anti-Bonds were proven wrong when the action packed and smart "Casino Royale" (directed by Martin Campbell) was unveiled to a doubting public. Not only was the picture a gritty good time but one of the best Bond films ever made. And Daniel Craig was indeed fantastic. A Bond for his era, Craig will (hopefully triumphantly) continue this accomplishment with his upcoming mouthful, 'Quantum of Solace." But here’s my question: Were all of our Bonds, even the less popular super spies, quintessential of their era? Surveying them through time, I’m heartily saying, yes.

    The Swinging ‘60s Gentleman Spy: Sean Connery (1962-1967; 1971 and 1983)

    Scottish born, smooth operator Sean Connery is still considered the perfect representation of all things Bond. The best looking, the best speaking, the most charming, the most stylish -- you name it, Connery’s got it. But when first cast in 1962’s Dr. No, even he had his detractors, namely and most importantly, Ian Fleming -- the novelist who created Bond.  But once audiences heard that iconic John Barry (or Monty Norman?) theme music and the curiously accented, arch eye-browed Connery state his name as “Bond, James Bond,” they fell under his spell. During a strange cinematic era that gave us wholesome hits like "My Fair Lady" and "Mary Poppins," and dark, challenging classics like "Dr. Strangelove" and "The Manchurian Candidate" -- James Bond movies were, for a while, a tasty tonic. Though England provided many quirky and gritty pictures during this era (those “angry young man” films), Bond’s glossy fun and sexy ‘60s gals (notably goddesses like Ursula Andress and Honor Blackman), were acceptably violent, sexually active (no way is this Bond not going to sleep with Pussy Galore) and coolly good-natured. The pictures might veer towards silly at times, but they weren’t square -- important as Bond moves towards the later 1960s. As such, Connery’s Bond would have no problem navigating his way through one of Hugh Hefner’s hep-cat, Playboy parties mingling with Sammy Davis Jr., Lenny Bruce and of course, bunnies, and a bell-bottomed love-in (though I’m thinking he’d find time to mock the long-haired hippies, while nabbing all of their girlfriends in the process). And, James Bond at Woodstock? I would have loved to have seen that.

    Read my entire take on all of the Bonds here.

    --posted by Kim

    Paris Hilton + Todd Solondz = Happiness?

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    "Charlotte Rampling, Allison Janney, Ciaran Hinds and Paris Hilton have joined the cast of Werc Werk Works' upcoming Todd Solondz companion piece to his dark comedy 'Happiness.'
     
    "The 'part-sequel, par variation' to the 1998 release will also star Shirley Henderson, Renee Taylor, Michael Lerner, Michael Kenneth Williams, Chane't Johnson, Paul Reubens, Eric Wareheim and Chris Marquette."
     
    Has Miss Hilton seen a Solondz movie?
     
    Again, interesting. And, hot? Hmm....
     
    --posted by Kim
    November 12

    Mitch Mitchell: 1947-2008

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    A sad day:

    "Mitch Mitchell, drummer for the legendary Jimi Hendrix Experience of the 1960s and the group's last surviving member, was found dead in his hotel room early Wednesday. He was 61.

    "Mitchell was a powerful force on the Hendrix band's 1967 debut album 'Are You Experienced?' as well as the trio's albums 'Electric Ladyland' and 'Axis: Bold As Love.' He had an explosive drumming style that can be heard in hard-charging songs such as 'Fire' and 'Manic Depression.'

    "Erin Patrick, a deputy medical examiner, said Mitchell apparently died of natural causes. An autopsy was planned.

    "'He was a wonderful man, a brilliant musician and a true friend,' said Janie Hendrix, chief executive of the Experience Hendrix Tour and Jimi Hendrix' stepsister. 'His role in shaping the sound of the Jimi Hendrix Experience cannot be underestimated.'

    "Blues-rock guitarist Kenny Wayne Shepherd, who is 31 and was part of the tour, said Mitchell was to the drums what Hendrix was to the guitar.

    "'Today many of us have lost a dear friend, and the world has lost a rock n' roll hero,' he said.

    "Mitchell was a one-of-a-kind drummer whose 'jazz-tinged' style was influenced by Max Roach and Elvin Jones, Merlis said. The work was a vital part of both the Jimi Hendrix Experience in the 1960s and the Experience Hendrix Tour that ended last week, he said.

    "'If Jimi Hendrix were still alive,' Merlis said, 'he would have acknowledged that.'"

    Read more here.

     

    --posted by Kim

    November 11

    Happy Birthday Robert Ryan

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    Do they make actors like Robert Ryan anymore? Do they (women?) make men like Robert Ryan anymore? No. They do not. One of my favorite actors (particularly in film noir) that ball of combustible rage (and odd, wounded sympathy) would have been 99-years-old today.
     
    In honor, check out one of his best movies -- Nicholas Ray's "On Dangerous Ground" (1952). A time-bomb of psychotic rage (something Ryan perfected), Ryan's New York cop is so off-the-deep end, he disturbs even the grizzled fellow fuzz he works with. Like Travis Bickle, Ryan's a loner who can't stomach the dirt and sleaze and scum he contends with on his nightly drives through the city (so perfected in Ryan's scowl). After he beats the piss out of a crook (he ruptures the guy's bladder), he's assigned to hunt a killer in rural, snowy upstate New York, where he meets the blind (and fantastic) Ida Lupino, sister of the chief suspect.
     
    Topped by Ryan's anger (which twists into a kind of impotent choler), the film excells from a powerful Bernard Hermann score and exciting, modern touches by the poetic Ray. A hand held pursuit is especially resonant.  Pure expressionistic misery. And yet, oddly romantic.
     
    There are many more Ryan movies to watch ("Crossfire," "Act of Violence," "Caught," "The Set-Up," "Beware My Lovely," "The Naked Spur," "Clash By Night," "Inferno," "Men in War," "House of Bamboo," "The Dirty Dozen," "The Wild Bunch" and so much more) but tonight, I'm sticking to the lyrical anger rage of Ryan and Ray.
     
    --posted by Kim

    Roger Moore: Not Fond Of New Bond

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    Roger Moore (one of my favorite Bonds, don't care who disagrees with me) has been vocal about the newest Bond films. His stance? Doesn't like them -- at all.
     
    Sayeth randy Roger:
     
    "Movie audiences nowadays expect scenes of graphic violence in James Bond movies, unlike when Roger Moore played the super spy with a tongue-in-cheek humor, the actor believes.
     
    "'I am happy to have done it, but I'm sad that it has turned so violent,' Moore said before 'Quantum of Solace,' starring Daniel Craig as a darker Agent 007, opens in North America on Friday.
     
    "'That's keeping up with the times, it's what cinema-goers seem to want and it's proved by the box-office figures,' Moore told Reuters in an interview about his memoir, 'My Word is My Bond.'"
     
    Read more from the Bond I'm fond of here.
     
    --posted by Kim

    'Milk': Glass Half Full

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    MSN's Gregory Ellwood discusses his love for Gus Van Sant's biopic of Harvey Milk -- "Milk" --and his intense dislike for its release date.
     
     
    "Foreshadowing can be a bitch. Two weeks ago, Focus Features held an afterparty at San Francisco City Hall for the world premiere of 'Milk,' Gus Van Sant's new biopic on pioneering gay politician Harvey Milk. It was a celebratory affair, but an uncomfortable topic kept creeping into my conversations with the mostly non-entertainment-industry guests who had just seen the film at the famed Castro Theater, a few feet from where Milk began his political career. "Don't you think this movie should have come out before next week's election?" "It really could help the No on Prop 8 campaign," and, disarmingly, 'Harvey would not be happy this film wasn't out before the vote.'

    "The vote in question was on Proposition 8, an amendment banning gay marriage that Californians narrowly approved after the state's Supreme Court overturned a previous ban earlier this year. So, while many Americans were euphoric over the change signaled by Barack Obama's election as president last week, millions of Californians were disheartened by a setback in equal rights within their own state.

    "Now, I'm sure you're asking: 'What does this have to do with 'Milk'?' Strikingly, the drama's key narrative depicts how in 1978 the newly elected San Francisco city supervisor spearheaded a coalition to defeat a similarly unfair campaign, Proposition 6, a measure that would have banned gay teachers from California schools. The picture accurately depicts Milk's passion for the cause and how he was brave enough to debate one of its key backers in front of hostile crowds all across the state. In fact, the film's most moving moment isn't Milk's tragic assassination at the hands of a former city supervisor , it's the startling defeat of Proposition 6 on election night. It was a dramatic win that pushed Milk into the national spotlight, and a historic moment in the gay rights movement. It is not hard to argue that, based on what happened during this year's election and the polling before it, if Milk were alive today he would have been screaming from the rafters to get this movie in theaters beforehand."

    Read his entire take here.

    --posted by Kim 

    November 10

    Ebert's Golden Rules

    Roger Ebert's rules for a film critic. So, so many and so, so true. If you've ever suffered a "Day of the Locust" like movie junket (and I've only done four junkets my entire career -- one of which would have made Nathaniel West shudder -- but I was never flown out, never courted with freebies, and never ate "cute little hamburgers") -- this rule I view as golden. Let someone else take the photo -- always. But never at a junket or during an interview or any time you are going to review a movie. Unless the star asks -- which is actually kind of great when they do.
     
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    In that case, Ebert's rightfully off the hook with this Peter O'Toole photo. I would cherish that photo also.
     
    Read on:
     
    "No posing for photos! Never ask a movie star to pose with you for a picture. No movie star ever wants to do this. They may smile, but they're gritting their teeth. 'It is the Chinese Water Torture,' Clint Eastwood told me. 'And 99 times out of a hundred, the stranger they hand their camera to looks through the lens, pushes the button, and says 'It isn't working!' and then the fan has to walk over to the guy and demonstrate the camera and say, 'now try it'. And then it isn't working again. Looking at someone looking puzzled at a camera, that's the story of my life.'
     
    "Remember, you are a professional. You are not a friend. You diminish yourself by asking for a snapshot. I so firmly believe this, I have a sad lack of movie star photos co-starring me. For example, the University of Chicago Press asked me if I had photos of myself with Martin Scorsese to help promote my new book Scorsese by Ebert. [Note: Plugging your own book is ethical.] I have been in Scorsese's company in Cannes, New York, Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles, Toronto and Columbus, Ohio. But I had only one photo of us together, from the time when he was a guest co-host on 'Siskel & Ebert.' That sort of situation is okay. By posing, I was just being nice to the guy. I couldn't use the photo. We were both wearing TV makeup and looked like an exhibit at Madame Tussaud's. I once visited a set of an Ingmar Bergman film, and Bergman and Liv Ullmann signed a photo to me when they heard it was my birthday, but I didn't ask them to pose with me. Damn it.

    "On the other hand, treasure real photos of you really with a movie star. Photos taken at a real event by a real other person unknown to you who didn't ask anyone if he could take it. My favorite such photo shows Jason Patric and me assisting Peter O'Toole as he makes his way from a reception at the Savannah Film Festival. I have appended this to the left as a sample of a permissible star photo. Such a photo can be distinguished from the other kind because they represent abstinence applied to star-f***ing."
     
    Read his entire, terrific piece here. And if you're a critic just starting -- print it out and tack it next to your computer. Now.
     
    --posted by Kim
    November 09

    2008 Winter Movie Guide

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    MSN's Kathleen Murphy covers upcoming pictures for this Winter season with her exhaustive, impressive 2008 Winter movie guide.
     
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    When the weather outside is frightful, 'tis the season to warm our cockles in our favorite overheated multiplex. Let it snow, let it snow while we snuggle up to a slate of movies as cuddly as a stockingful of Tribbles, as heartwarming as home for Christmas -- and as bloodcurdling as spending the holidays with James Bond.

    On the kiddie front, look for a blizzard of zoo critters, mousies and rats, with some alternate-world mutants thrown in for good measure. The "Madagascar" sequel flies its animal tribe off to African adventures while "The Tale of Despereaux" stars a Dumbo-eared mouse in love with a human princess. This Romeo-and-Juliet romance features creatures so adorably drawn, it's hard not to make cooing sounds at the screen.

    And for pooch-lovers -- and who isn't? -- there's a pack of holiday flicks: "Bolt" plays a superdog on TV, and ha-has abound, because no one's ever told the alpha pup he really isn't. In "Hotel for Dogs," a combo of orphans and canines should melt every heart -- and if it doesn't, rest assured "Marley & Me" will. The story of a naughty yet adorable yellow Lab, and the family he utterly seduces, will surely do the same for us.

    Another breed of canine prowls Danny Boyle's big-buzz movie, "Slumdog Millionaire." A trio of abandoned kids adrift in Mumbai, India, are our ticket to ride through urban streets teeming with exotic sights, sounds and smells.

    It takes a moviemaker to bring the world of "Slumdog Millionaire" to life, but the winter months promise to warm us up with two provocative films about the power of storytelling to let loose alien realities and strange creatures into our everyday environs. (Thank "Night at the Museum" for spawning this narrative trend!)

    When Adam Sandler tells "Bedtime Stories" to his niece and nephew, he conjures up everywhere from ancient Greece to outer space. And, leaving murderous mummies and clay soldiers behind, "Inkheart" stars Brendan Fraser as a silver-tongued raconteur, who regales his daughter with tales that come to life -- and then leaves her to clean up a world-ending mess!

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    Comedy champ Jim Carrey's back from dark-world stuff such as "The Number 23" to play "Yes Man" to every suggestion, no matter how silly or insane. Better that than saying "I do" in yet another spate of wedding movies, the fad Hollywood refuses to give up, along with its addiction to inspirational sports movies.

    "Bride Wars" co-stars Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway, but will this winsome duo play cute enough to rescue a so-lame comedy premise? Betcha "I Love You, Man" has a better chance of generating yuks, what with funnyman Paul Rudd man-dating to find a simpatico guy he can recruit as best man at his wedding. Rudd also stars in "Role Models," along with "American Pie" stalwart Seann William Scott for more superbad hijinks.

    The holiday season would surely be Grinched and Scrooged big-time without the obligatory yuletide flicks spotlighting dysfunctional families for good or ill. This year, "Nothing Like the Holidays" gifts us with a Puerto Rican clan, no doubt loving and fighting their way through the festivities. And as a bonus present, there's "Four Christmases," in which the fall-down funny Vince Vaughn and Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon suffer through a quartet of family get-togethers -- all on one horrific Christmas day.

    Might want to cleanse the comic palate with "Soul Men," your last chance to enjoy the late Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes on-screen, in the always welcome company of Samuel L. Jackson.

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    If comedy leaves you cold, heat things up with winter's trio of action-franchise movies. There's class-act "Quantum of Solace," the second 007 outing with fabulous Daniel Craig, the best Bond since Sean Connery. Much lower in the ranking, but still good for some thrills, is "Transporter 3," with bald, buff Jason Statham doing his grabby brand of Fed Ex work. Next rung down: "Punisher: War Zone" with Ray Stevenson, the much-loved Titus Pullo from TV series "Rome," taking over for Thomas Jane -- who's out and about with Mickey Rourke in "Killshot," a promising Elmore Leonard mystery helmed by (hmmm ...) John Madden ("Shakespeare in Love").

    This winter offers plenty of chances to get fired up with fantasy or all-too-real violence: There's "Ninja Assassin" for martial-arts aficionados, and for those with a historical bent, "Defiance" is a hair-raising yarn about Polish Jews who fought the Nazis guerrilla-style. And the long-delayed "Valkyrie" will be unveiled, with Tom Cruise a chiseled dead-ringer for the German World War II officer who tried to assassinate Hitler. Whatever its production problems, the core story of "Valkyrie" is to die for, suspense-wise.

    Read the rest of her introduction here. And check out all the upcoming Winter movies (including genres, clips, trailers, photos and more) here.

    --posted by Kim

    November 06

    I Heart Seattle

    Not movie related but...aw...who cares?
     
    It takes something to get people from my hometown of Seattle, Washington to let themselves go (outside anyway -- it's cold out there!). But when they do, they don't fu** around. Such was the case on the night of Obama's win. Though that Journey re-mix wouldn't have been my first song choice but, again...aw...who cares?
     
    Now let's get back to work!
     

          

    (Special thanks to my friend Sean Howe for the tip. He rules too.)

    --posted by Kim

    November 05

    Sam Moore Suing 'Soul Men?'

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    Sam Moore, of the legendary soul duo Sam & Dave, is not happy about the upcoming picture, "Soul Men" starring Samuel L. Jackson, the late Bernie Mac and the late Isaac Hayes -- not happy at all.
     
     
    "The comedy 'Soul Men,' in which Jackson and the late Bernie Mac play estranged R&B artists who attempt a reunion in middle age, has upset Grammy-winning singer Sam Moore, who claims it is a thinly-veiled portrayal of his career in the soul duo Sam & Dave.
    In legal letters seen by The Independent, Moore claims the film, due out next week, gives a defamatory account of a reunion that he and the late Dave Prater attempted in 1982, having not spoken to each other for four years.
     
    "The film infringes trademark rights over the duo's most famous song, 'Soul Man', Moore alleges. It also wrongly portrays them as constantly swearing, making liberal use of the "N-word" and indulging in casual sex with groupies, he complains.
     
    "'The film is sexist, racist, and embarrassing, and that's not what Sam & Dave were about,; said Moore, who is seeking 'significant' compensation, together with a disclaimer distancing him from the narrative.
     
    "'It's so amateurish, so stupid, and I'm surprised that Samuel L Jackson is involved in this. But when you read the script, all you see is vulgarity. Every other word is the 'N-word' or 'M-f' and it's just not right. They have bastardised my whole story.'"
     
    Read the entire case here. Wonder what the outcome of this will be?
     
    --posted by Kim

    Our New Real First Family

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    It's no longer only seen on television and in the movies. The milestone has really happened.

    Congratulations Obama.

    Congratulations America.

    --posted by Kim